Random thoughts - why should I be the only one that suffers? let me inflict this on you too!
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- 2010-07-30 - A BBC World show is "new this August", sounded like "Nudist August"
- 2010-07-25 - I wonder if parents ever name their kids 'John Smith' just to mess with them?
- 2010-07-07 - Is the spoonerism of 'mixed nuts' something to do with neutered puppies?
- 2010-06-21 - What is the Klingon term for "d'oh!"?
- 2010-05-02 - Crumpets don't like being frozen, micro-waved awake then toasted - they end up as shrinkies.
- 2010-04-30 - Question: if you wear a snuggie made of shamwows is it possible to get out of a water filled bath?
- 2010-04-27 - Are forklifts delivered on a pallet? And if so how do you get it off the truck?
- 2010-04-26 - So, 90+ years ago a group of stars get slaughtered and we get a day off? That hardly seems fair.
- 2010-02-28 - Are square pizzas delivered in round boxes?
- 2010-01-18 - How is it I've not worked in an office with air conditioner that works since Hardware St Melbourne in 1991?
- 2009-12-07 - Is it fair that a whale attempting to evolve beaches itself we say "no... we’re on top, back in the water"?
- 2009-12-06 - Beer googles. n. The acceptance while drunk that search results look better than they really are
- 2009-12-05 - If snakes could speak would they have a word for arms?
- 2009-12-01 - I wonder if people with the name 'Winterbottom' ever sit on a cold surface and thnk "<sigh>... that's fair"
- 2009-11-28 - Having cleaned the microwave oven I no longer have to order biohazard warning labels
- 2009-11-05 - Hmmm... Red Bull powered gherkin burps
- 2009-11-03 - You've got to keep people on their toes - it makes it difficult for them to tread on yours
- 2009-10-29 - You don't hear the terms bidexterous or ambisexual very often
- 2009-10-29 - How long does it take to write an infinite loop? D'oh, not long. Trying running it!
- 2009-10-26 - On a toxicity scale of 1 to 17 I wonder where a peanut butter and vegemite sandwich rates
- 2009-10-16 - What winds me up? A big plastic key!
- 2009-10-06 - If a trauma surgeon from another planet landed on earth would he/she/it say "take me to your bleeder"?
- 2009-10-03 - Is 'headline' a nautical term for the queue to the toilet?
- 2009-09-16 - After brainwashing are you supposed to hang around or tumble dry?
- 2009-09-15 - I wonder that if in response to "Hail, Caesar!" anyone every replied "meh"?
- 2009-09-01 - What's the difference between a 'super power' and a 'super duper power'? Is it just the cape?
- 2009-08-21 - You don't hear the term 'faux foe' very often.
- 2009-08-20 - Is the concept of a doona kebab difficult to swallow?
- 2009-08-10 - Keep it simple - we don't have time to make it complicated.
- 2009-08-05 - Does panti-social behaviour have something to do with prostitution?
- 2009-08-04 - If you use fibre optic cable to make a tin can telephone can you make a video call?
- 2009-07-22 - Is a suicide helpline really what it sounds like?
- 2009-07-15 - I wonder how long it takes to cook 5 packets of 2 minute noodles.
- 2009-07-01 - I sleep nice and warm under my Euro doona but my nose gets cold. Perhaps I should try a snorkle?
- 2009-06-23 - Too bad I don't know morse code better - it could make my coughing so much more interesting.
- 2009-06-17 - What's worse: drinking cough syrup straight from the bottle or from a shot glass?
- 2009-06-16 - I wonder what sheep count when they can't sleep? [edited 2009-06-20 drenching guns?]
- 2009-06-16 - No, I'm not counting like a horse - my foot has gone to sleep!
- 2009-06-16 - What's the mental equivalent of a tumbleweed?
- 2009-06-04 - How many people are required to muck out the cages of an infinite number of monkeys?
- 2009-06-04 - Did global warming thaw the cold war?
- 2009-06-03 - Is it bad to judge a book by its dust jacket?
- 2009-06-02 - If you fall asleep on the train do you wake up in a box in lost and found?
- 2009-05-21 - "How much is that doggie in the window?" from my new album "Songs not to sing in Amsterdam"
- 2009-05-18 - Mooning the universe is always a good way to end the day. Pants off!
- 2009-05-16 - I might have to do some shopping - when I hold the refrigerator up to my ear I can hear the ocean.
- 2009-05-13 - What's the relationship between a silverfish and a goldfish? Is there a platinumfish? Or uraniumfish?
- 2007-05-27 - You can't put a square root in a round hole
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